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So in my introduction I wanted to write something funny,.. you know, like those blog people who say silly shit like they handpaint the Ms on M&Ms for 14 hours a day, or are as laid back as Stephen Hawking. The truth is I'm just not a funny person. I occasionally find myself in laughing fits, but end up resuming normal activies after I forget where I dropped the rubber cement. Professionally, I work for a big security company doing security stuff, securely.